Now… bring me that horizon

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castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #12

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Every Character I LoveJessica Day (New Girl)

“I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person, that’s just weird and it freaks me out! And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pant suit, I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart, and tough, and strong! And my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!”

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

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stayspectacular:


tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

stayspectacular:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

The Fellowship of the Ring.

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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dragonmoose:

smalltownsylveon:

sherlockdc:

HNG.

He went from Andrew Scott to Moriarty in .5 seconds.

YOU CAN PHYSICALLY SEE HIS EYES LIGHT UP WITH THE CRAZY

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jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

tinylilremus:

No but can you just imagine Mrs Weasley getting to the magical afterlife one day and the first thing she sees is a girl with red hair sprinting towards her.

For a fleeting moment she thinks it’s Ginny, but as the girl comes closer she recognises the kind smile and the emerald eyes that are shining with tears. It’s Lily Potter.

Lily pulls Mrs Weasley into a tight hug and can only whisper three words before dissolving into tears.

"Thank you, Molly."

Tim Minchin’s Nine Life Lessons - [x]

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But women can never be careful enough, can we? If we take naked pictures of ourselves, we’re asking for it. If someone can manage to hack into our accounts, we’re asking for it. If we’re not wearing anti-rape nail polish, we’re asking for it. If we don’t take self-defence classes, we’re asking for it. If we get drunk, we’re asking for it. If our skirts are too short, we’re asking for it. If we pass out at a party, we’re asking for it. If we are not hyper-vigilant every single fucking second of every single fucking day, we are asking for it. Even when we are hyper-vigilant, we’re still asking for it. The fact that we exist is asking for it.

This is what rape culture looks like.

This is what misogyny looks like.